"I just found my new Michael Cera."
"I really wanted him to pay for my meal. I'm a ho."
"We can't meet up and be terminal buddies."
"Sorry for the last 4 messages. There is a poltergeist. On my phone."
- stolen from Helene.
But I promise to have funnier ones in the next round.
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